Have you been naughty or nice this year…? Well we’re about to find out aren't we.

Guildfordian Steve Porters (Lock Up Ur Daughters) has been on a big journey with the ladies. He’s been listenin. Learnin. Lovin.

To the committed couples...

it’s never too late to spice it up. Hoiii!

And to my Single Pringles…

DON’T PANIC. STEVE’S GOT U.

His tree may be fake. But Steve’s connection to u lot won’t be. Wheyy.