This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper with songs by Jon Bradfield, directed by Andrew Beckett

Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

Captioned performance

3 December, 19.30