Everyone knows Patti Boo Rae is a shoo-in for the coveted Candy Cane Crown. That’s why, this year, she’s competing unopposed—or so she thinks.

Following an acclaimed 2024 run at Alphabetti Theatre, Little Miss Christmas is jingling all the way to Southwark Playhouse Borough.

Prepare to be swept away by a madcap beauty pageant with a festive twist on all the classic categories: Interview, Swimsuit, Evening Wear, Talent, and of course, Coronation.

With a new guest artist every night from London’s iconic cabaret scene, no two shows are the same. Patti is pulling out all the stops to defend her title—we’re talking live vocals, lip syncs, singalongs, quick changes, synchronized swimming! And if all else fails, she might just have to fight dirty …

Little Miss Christmas is a campy, heartfelt, multimedia extravaganza from rising cabaret star Patti Boo Rae. It’s caked in glitter, dripping with eggnog, and engaged with Important Pieces of Culture such as ‘Mean Girls’, ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, and Christine Baranski’s career-defining performance in the 2000 live action ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’.