“The UK’s Premier Cabaret Experience” (Time Out) light up Battersea this December with a festive spectacular like no other. Inspired by the legendary Power Station we’re plugging into Christmas and turning the dial all the way up to fabulous.

Step inside Tempest's Burlesque Grotto at Arches Lane Theatre, where history, holiday magic, and high voltage tease collide. Forget tinsel and tat — this is Christmas recharged with just the right amount of British cheek to warm even the frostiest December night.

 Think glittering costumes, dazzling divas, circus sparkle, sultry snow queens and tassel-twirling elves who are far too naughty to be on anyone’s nice list.

On arrival, every guest will receive a ticket with a unique number — your place on Santa’s infamous Naughty or Nice list. But here’s the twist: you don’t know which side you’ve landed on! Throughout the show numbers will be drawn at random and the secrets of the list revealed - will you unlock a cheeky surprise, a glittering gift, or something deliciously unexpected?